Occupation : disapoyintmint
When people say they remember their childhood perfectly and not in bits and pieces with mostly a black void of nothingness like me
?? hoW in th e fuk ???
how can u not remember ur childhood u were?? literally there for the whole thing???
its trauma and mental illness rachel
Lmao i dont remember shit from anytime before two years ago
Filthy Frank TV Lore Masterpost
I just wanted to take some time out (actually i’m bored) to fully explain the whole ~Filthy Frank~ lore, or at least, the “main” characters and how they weave in and out of the show.
Because, let’s be real, George didn’t even know what the hell was going on for the first two years and the Wikia is a mess.
julietlovestory asked:
victuurificrec answered:
I love this request! I love Yuuri and Victor as parents (I mean, they’re already Yurio’s dads..) They would be so extra but amazing, loving parents at the same time. #prouddads ₍₍ (̨̡ ‾᷄♡‾᷅ )̧̢ ₎₎
Anyway, here are some cute adoption fics!
Home by Kurenaito, Teen, 46k
Three years after the series, Yuuri has retired, and he and Viktor live in America. It’s no secret that Viktor likes to make impulsive decisions. Cute adoption fic! Bonus angsty Yurio..
Bliss by QuinnTuha608, Explicit, 10k
Yuuri and Viktor have been living together for a few years and they want to add another member to the family. They see six-year old Yurio drawing by himself in the orphanage and the moment they talking to the grumpy child they know he’s perfect.
Welcome to the Family by CallyCally, PetiteNiku, TalkingtotheSea, Not Rated, 1.2k
For them, it’s a chapter of new beginnings. Another member of their growing family to cherish. Their Third “L word” to share for many years to come. SO CUTE I’M SCREAMING
Golden by PinkCactus, Teen, 10k (WIP)
The baby shifted in his arms, but did not wake. Yuuri breathed a sigh of relief, thanking the stars that his son had not awoken. It had taken hours to get the child to sleep, and Yuuri wasn’t willing to try and get him to calm down and sleep again. Who knew babies could be so loud when they cried? Cute parent AU!
Trio by ceilingfan5, coolangelsthesis, Gen, 4.8k
Yuuri and Victor, happily married, decide that it’s time to make their duo a trio and adopt a child, but this six year old girl isn’t going to make it easy for them. Cute!
quiet time by fan_nerd, Teen, 4.8k,
The married men share a look. Victor sheepishly rubs the back of his neck and answers, “We’ve been thinking about adopting.” SO CUTE!
On Love: Storge by shark_meat, Gen, 19k (WIP)
“When are we going to have kids?” Yuuri thought he might pass out, but in the end heeded to his husband’s wish. Next thing he knows there’s another Yuri in their lives. A blond one with a bad attitude, but Viktor insists he’ll grow out of it. AU where Yuuri wins gold at the Grand Prix and he and Viktor adopt little Yurio.
First Moment by yaboykatsudon, Teen, 3.2k
Yuuri and Victor have been married for a little over a year now, and after much talk and consideration they finally decided to start a family together. Very sweet adoption fic!
A snapshot of happiness by GwenChan, Gen, 669 words
Yuri simply can’t handle the cuteness of his husband holding their newly adopted baby. Super quick and sweet!
Part I (Jump Identification) || Part II (Jump Combinations) || Part III (Spin Identification)
Figure skating jumps are identified by the way the skater takes off the ice. Here are simple ways to tell them apart, using layman-friendly terms.
There are 6 different types of jumps (in order of base value): Toe loop (T), Salchow (S), Loop (Lo), Flip (F), Lutz (Lz), Axel (A).
Since Yuzuru rotates anti-clockwise in the air, these examples are for anti-clockwise jumps. For clock-wise jumpers, the left and right would reversed.
EDIT: The toe, lutz and flip can look confusingly similar. Just remember, for the toe, the skater rotates away from the foot on the ice and for the flip and lutz, the skater rotates towards the foot on the ice.
Anonymous asked:
sleepydrarry answered:
• Serpentes by xErised (29k)
It’s a shame that Draco Malfoy looks so good stripping in a club with stolen snakes, because Auror Harry’s got a job to do.
• Muggle ‘Drug Store Items’ by loveglowsinthedark (4.2k)
Malfoy’s interest is caught by a certain Muggle drug store item. (Hint: Flavoured Condoms)
• Matched Set by astolat (5.7k)
“No one asked you to look, did they?” Draco said, eyes glittering and intent on Harry’s face—like he’d just wiped off the years and turned back in time to when their greatest ambition in life had been to knock the other off his broom in front of the school and grab the Snitch first, before they’d both gone to war and come back with scars.
• Just One of Those Things by Kedavranox (14k)
Harry and Draco have sex! Featuring a Muggle curious Draco, a deliciously amused Harry and a strangely perverted Luna. Love’s a pretty scary thing when you find it. Especially when your parents just don’t get it.
• Five Weddings and a Potions Accident by lauren3210 (19k)
In which Harry thinks he’s a playboy, everyone else knows better, and Hermione will kill Seamus if Ron tries to collect on that bet.
• Expecto Patronum by Writcraft (35k)
Harry Potter is the most sought after celebrity in wizarding Britain. His every movement is scrutinised, his relationships questioned and his photographs plastered over every paper. Harry’s used to everyone thinking he’s a hero and has had plenty of time to learn how to keep his biggest secrets hidden from the press. As Draco Malfoy negotiates his feelings for the wizarding world’s brightest star, he becomes increasingly attached to Harry and unravels the secrets he keeps hidden from the rest of the world.
• Compliments to the Chef by dracogotgame (5.1k)
Harry’s latest assignment is a toughie. He’s been sent in to interview the newest face on the magical food and wine circuit.
• Luckiest Fucking Size Queen Alive by loveglowsinthedark (6.1k)
Potter escorts me home, presses me into my front door and kisses me with a ferocity that’s exhilarating. And then Potter asks me, in a growl that makes my cock throw a wet tantrum in my pants, how many more dates I would deem mandatory before I let him fuck me. I drag Potter to bed.
• Very Important Meeting by ICMezzo (6k)
Harry’s head is in the Floo but Draco’s is in the gutter.
Aaand a honorable mention to my (hopefully already well-known) fave:
• Big Dick, Come Quick, by Calanthe (200k)
Draco’s got a theory. About sex. And after much searching for the right candidate, it appears that only Harry Potter, his life long enemy, can help him test it out.
aka THE HOTTEST, SWEETEST, MOST ROMANTIC THING EVER
AND THERE’S 200K OF IT
SO READ IT
DO IT
officersnowballGUYS. GUYS.
GUYS.
HOLY FUCK.
GOOD GUY ADOBE releases the ENTIRE CS2 SUITE. FOR FREE.
That means free access to Photoshop CS2 - and that already has most of what you could ask for, really.
All you have to do is create a FREE ADOBE ID.
I am not sure about commercial use, but MAN. FUCKIN’ SWEET DUDE
Reblogging for the greater good.
I’m unlikely to pick it up as I honestly never use PS anymore, but here everyone who follows me. Free stuff.
oh wow this is perfect i was just lamenting that i’d have to buy creative suite for my new laptop WELP
Signal boost for any of my followers who need art programs!
The cs2 programs date back only a few years, and still have much of the functionality of today’s more modern ones. The differences between most of the versions are little more than slight modifications or additions of minor features, and UI changes. Go for it guys!!
Also, in case the page is down, here are the download links + serials.
FREE ART PROGRAMS!
MOTHER OF GOD
ARE YOU FUCKIN
OH GOD ITS BACK
DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.
YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL
BUT THEN
THEN
THE LYRICS START
seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably
